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As I finished beating my meat for the fifth time today, I mumbled, “Damn, I need a girlfriend.”

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The world rejoiced as the world-ending asteroid began to burn up in the atmosphere.

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There was poop in my pants but it wasn't mine.

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I could not scream, I could only watch as they them filleted my flesh and placed small pieces of me on top of a rice roll.

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My future self had come and warned me against staying with my past two girlfriends, but not this one.

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I pulled my eyes out.

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People think I'm not able to tell who would die next at the exact time.

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I finally broke into the house, but unfortunately my love locked herself in the bathroom.

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"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for... wait, what's happening?"

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“Ghosts aren’t real, sweetie and even if they were they can’t hurt you.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I finished beating my meat for the fifth time today, I mumbled, “Damn, I need a girlfriend.”	11
The world rejoiced as the world-ending asteroid began to burn up in the atmosphere.	11
There was poop in my pants but it wasn't mine.	11
I could not scream, I could only watch as they them filleted my flesh and placed small pieces of me on top of a rice roll.	11
My future self had come and warned me against staying with my past two girlfriends, but not this one.	11
I pulled my eyes out.	11
People think I'm not able to tell who would die next at the exact time.	11
I finally broke into the house, but unfortunately my love locked herself in the bathroom.	11
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for... wait, what's happening?"	11
“Ghosts aren’t real, sweetie and even if they were they can’t hurt you.	11